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Heh heh [15 Jan 2006|08:54pm]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Boothmeister!

  1. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Boothmeister in a day.

  2. Boothmeister has four noses.

  3. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Boothmeister.

  4. The difference between Boothmeister and a village is that Boothmeister does not have a church!

  5. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Boothmeister.

  6. Boothmeister is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.

  7. Boothmeister was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.

  8. The opposite sides of Boothmeister always add up to seven.

  9. Boothmeister was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!

  10. US gold coins used to say 'In Boothmeister we trust'.

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1 stared at the sky | and it left them blind

[03 Dec 2005|04:35pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Two Names You Go By
1. Matt
2. Boothie

Two Things That Scare You
1. Clowns
2. Rollercoasters

Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. Guitar
2. Clothes

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. My pinkish hoody.
2. A stripy blue top.

Two Things You want in a relationship
1. Bilberry pie.
2. The ability the cook scrambled eggs just the way i like them.

Two Truths
1. I'm a boy...SHIT!
2. I have blonde hair.....SHITSHIT!

Two things You hate:
1. Clowns.
2. Badly played Recorders (the instrument)

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You
1. Proportional toes.
2. An 'inny' belly button.

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. Taking the first letter of every verse from a particular song as well as the last and then using them to form names of biological molecules.
2. Eating.

Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. Being able to grill burgers, WHENEVER I WANT!
2. A larger ......pencil case.

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. Anywhere without clowns.
2. Anywhere without rollercoasters.

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Sail the world riding a genetically inverted panda.
2. Break the sound barrier with a toothpick.

There....i must do some maths revision.

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SHIT! [03 Dec 2005|04:29pm]
[ mood | Boobless, apparently. ]

You scored as A cup. You\'ve got nothing, get some chicken fillets.


A cup


C cup


DD cup


D cup


F cup


B cup


What size boobs are you supposed to have?
created with QuizFarm.com

Oh dear.
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I got the Savio feeling. [20 Nov 2005|10:09pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Well savio was great, possibly better than last time because i got more involved. The best bits were a debate we had on values cause theres nothing more fun than a debate and playing guitar in the mass type thing cause guitars the only thing better than debating, i made a contradiction and i don't care.

The debating was about values in our lives and i kicked ass, sir. First came a debate over christian values where no one in the group understood how i could consider following christs example to be more important than having faith in god so i let loose an argument about how even though i have doubts about god i believe that the idea of christ sets a good moral standard for people and if you believe you have to believe in god to follow that example then your implying only christians can be good people. Then came a debate about the values of having political power and people were saying that would be valuable because then as a primeminister they would give all of there money to the third world. I then thought too deeply and told them that was a stupid idea because firstly pouring all of your resources into another country would damage your own and it would be a pointless waste of time because corrupt leaders would spend the money on themselves and the country would still be in poverty. Then came an argument over the importance of sex appeal, one girl said she valued it over friends because it gave her a high self esteem and then resulted in her having friends. My response was "what if this sex appeal and self esteem lead to vanity, arrogance and self obsession, you'd just alienate yourself" again i thought too deeply on that and her response was "what does arrogance mean" after the activity james wood said i was a guy of few but powerful words and i destroyed everyone elses arguments, go me. I then later found out that Zach in another group had left lucy in tears by commenting that people who have cancer are peaople who live terrible lives and said other stuff implying that people with cancer deserved it. I having lost two relatives to genetic cancer now hate the bastard, apparently he just wouldnt shut up, typical zach.

The guitaring in the mass was great fun, there were several different groups for the mass; drama, dance, writing, music and some other general groups who just did a few presentations. Naturally i signed up for music having brought my guitar to savio with me. I also managed to convince smithy to play his bass and jenny to join as a guitarist. Woody who also played guitar and a few other people joined in. We learnt a couple of boring hymns and were then told we had to pick a song to play to summarise the whole savio retreat so i suggested Good riddance by green day and thus we did it. I played the lead guitar to it and everyone else came in behind me, it was great fun. Me and Jenny did alright however smithy's bass was out of tune and woody apparently played the wrong chords. I also got a bit angry at Andy who only did percussion because he thought it would be an easy ride, he was way to loud and too fast and didnt take it seriously, but generally it was ok apparently rachel riley nearly cried, or so she claimed so all went well.

I spent today in Yorkshire at my cousin's Ben and Joe's house. They have electric guitars bass's and drums there so much fun was had with us 'jamming' as my mother said. Apparently im a better guitarist in accordance with said mother but shes probably biased, ithink iwas faster but he was more creative in his chords and a bit more accurate at pull offs. I'm also jealous of the crisp sound he can get on his amp which i cant despite them being in the same series of marshall amps. My sister also got a chance to play Ben's drums as she intends to get drums this christmas, a-whoop. I have mechanics homework for tommorrow which i cannot do i think i'll just copy off anyone who has done it although apparently no one else can...so yeah....good bye.

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[15 Nov 2005|08:09pm]
Well, not much is 'appnin' as me n' ma hommies say, however its savio tommorrow and i can't find my capo *frets*, gettit, frets- guitar....eh?
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[07 Nov 2005|10:01pm]
[ mood | calm ]

Good day thought i'd make an update!

So general stuff, we had another maths test because of crapness of the last which i scored a C in from a U to a C not bad considering i only did a few hours overall. I lost about 10% of my marks due to stupid mistakes like not including minus signs which affected my overall answer. *kicks self*. Generally i'm pleased i don't mind bad marks as long as i can see where i went wrong afterwards. I received my engineering certificate which is pointless as i got a D in it not only that but they spelt both of names wrong "Mathew Booth" useless tossers.

The weekend was fun i spent alot of saturday round at sebs playing halo 2 and star wars battlefront and i retrieved my Ps2 controller and played the old playstation after not being able to play it since the start of the summer holidays, i'm a computer nerd at heart i just havent played much after i started guitar but i intend to get back on track i'm gonna waste my money on battlefront 2 and then waste all of time on it, heh heh heh. Fireworks have been rather annoying this past week, the dog is now so nervy i have to escort her to the lawn so she can do her "business" she also wont go on walks without being carried out of the door and keeps coming into my room causing me to have to carry her downstairs, that dog isn't light!

I'm also thinking we is needing a hanley outing as i have a gift card for HMV which i can't use anywhere other than hanley and i intend to use to purchase said computer game.

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[29 Oct 2005|03:46pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Well, what a shit holiday....

It wasn't actually that bad, if you ignore the mosquitos and the fact that our villa was damp and depressing and the satellite TV we were supposed to have only consisted of one watchable channel, sky news, then it was rather good.

The villa although very pretty from the outside had a bit of a damp problem thus every morning all your clothes were damp, the pool was smaller than i expected but still fun, it was some high ledges from which me and dad jumped off 'cause we're 'ard. The place was also infested with mosquitos and there wasn't much a view for the trees however i solved that by climbing onto the roof, spanish walls are climable due the the jaggedyness of them. Satellite TV was shit the stingy bitch of an owner only gave you the crappy free channels, one of our first evenings involved me and dad getting rather pissed and giggly and messing with the satellites and scanning for new channels and laughing at the sound the TV made while scanning and copying it, i'm very easily entertained when drunk. We managed to get a few more channels like CNN and a channel which played the wallace and gromit's cracking contraptions on a loop. Most channels like cartoon network needed subscription, bastard!

The villa was also infested with cats there were five which spent all there time around the villa. I named them; cat1, cat2, cat 3, cat 4 and cat 5. My favourites were cat 3 and cat 5 they were the most friendly my sister found she could pick cats 2 and 3 up and they wouldnt bite and thus she did this repetitively against my advice. They went manic whenever we had a barbeque and me and dad always had to stand guard outside.

As mentioned the swimming pool was quite small but fun nonetheless apart from the fact that it meant vulnerability to mosquitos. It was also cold and i find the most effective way to enter cold water is to jump in, as does the father. On the last day before leaving ellie slipped on the pool side and fell into the deep end while grazing herself badly, the fool. Thus i had to dive in and pull her out, she screamed for an age it was piercing to the ears.

Spanish towns are very pretty, we went to a market and i bought a purrdy studded belt which i found i'd been ripped off on as the owner had lied about it being leather. Spanish cuisine is a little boring they simply steal every other countries food like pizzas etc. My mum seems obsessed with giving me alcohol, she offered me beers and champaign on many occasions, she reckons it will teach me to drink responsibly but i'm not complaining but i will complain about mosquitos....the most annoying insects ever created, i have about 18 or 19 bites my mum has around 25 and my dad close to 30...my sister has 1....I went round in trousers and always wore a hoody when outside this proved to be very effective. I also found a waterproof poncho and worse it outside declaring i was mosquito proof looking like a total fool.....but a mosquito proof fool!

Erm...what else, yes after getting a U on my last maths test i have been working like a trojan on it, doing all the work i didnt do before and extra. if i get another bad mark in this second test hes giving us then i'm just going to drop it.

I missed guitaring terribly and have been playing it constantly since we arrived back, i always suffer withdrawal symptons if i go for more than a couple of days without a guitar...i also just found another mosquito bite....bollocks. I'm losing momentum for writing this now.....i may put the odd photo on...egh...bye.

3 stared at the sky | and it left them blind

[20 Oct 2005|08:30pm]
[ mood | bored ]

I believe its time for an update. My life is still un eventful except for a sugarmill outing last night which i was asked to earlier yesterday by Aaron and a few other people, i turned up there at about quarter past seven and found peoples by the door, apparently they'd been at Daves house drinking alcohol. Aaron had had a whiskey and was a little crazier than usual, Hannah was totally pissed and all over the place and other people said they too were a bit tipsy. A guy came out selling tickets for £4 and i only had a twenty thus Jack bought my ticket and i later supplied him money for drinks in return. The bands were pretty cool, the first was Polly's brother band who were like funky hip hop type stuff, mmmm. The second band 'Fingathing' were odd but cool, they consisted of a duet one guy wielding a big electric double bass and the other guy with a turntable. As they played a screen behnd them showed weird images n' stuff of what i'd imagine, not that i'd know, was what and LSD trip would be like. I was fascinated by the double bass guy we was so coool and noticeably, quite camp. Jack managed to get his hands on alcohol and as a result also got quite pissed and more crazy. Everyone loved fingathing, it was amusing to see all the drunk people dancing which i joined in on despite being rather sober. The band had about 5 encores which started to become annoying as i was quite tired and wanted to leave, eventually it ended and everyone left, i waited outside with Jenny till she got a lift and then i ran to the main road to get my own lift, then went home, then went to bed. I have results for my Biology and Maths i'll no doubt get a lecture over how i should drop maths from Mr Collins and yeh.....look, a penny.

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[17 Oct 2005|09:30pm]
[ mood | bored ]


Today was the day of the dreaded mechanics test i couldn't do the last half but apparently no one else could so yay...hopefully we'll all get U's together. I also have a pure maths test tommorrow *cries*.....what else, oh yes we're going to majorca on saturday, not to the partying part but to the quite parts, i'm dreading it we have to leave at 1 o'clock on saturday morning, eurgh. i can't take my guitar and i'll probably be really bored. I was asked to a shindig at Daves on sunday but cannot go cause of smelly majorca.....i have little else to update about....always look both ways before crossing the street. Before eating products be sure they are thoroughly cooked and don't put your head in the microwave, play safe kids. Byeeeee.

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[16 Oct 2005|12:20pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Well sir, not much to update about its been a bit boring lately. I have a mechanics test tommorrow a maths one on tuesday and a Biology one on wednesday. I'm shitting myself over the first two...what a mess. But Biology i should be ok on if i read through my notes etc etc. I'm gonna do some mechanics today and that should also help with my maths and then in my double free tommorrow i'll do some maths revision. yay maths...But yeh this has been such a boring weekend. Ellie's gone to a friends house over night and despite lack of annoyance its been pretty boring without her. Yesterday i learnt 'My Iron Lung' cause apparently only one person in sixth form can do so...i don't know why its a little complicated but generally ok just a little hard to remember. Well now there are two people that can play it. It's fun to play cause it gives me a chance to use my octave effect in ma' pedal which i've never used other than to make weird sounds with for fun cause i'm very easily entertained. And thats about it, i was asked to monkey village but apparently that idea flopped and it never happened and my god i'm so bored i want to eat my own hand....yep.

1 stared at the sky | and it left them blind

[09 Oct 2005|09:18pm]
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

In other news, what a boring weekend. Everyone went to the Subways last night so yeh i was abandoned on MSN, however i watched "Cider House Rules" great film nearly made me cry. Today has been homework day. I've done all my mechanics and am currently doing chemistry and then i'll have to do some Physics...eghhh. I also watched Return of the King due to extreme boredom and half way through my sister came in and also started watching with her aksaquestioneveryfiveminutes attitude. "Is he dead? is that her father? what does he do? whats in the cave? why are you hitting me?" yeh so very annoying i kept randomly bursting out with anger "of course he's dead theres a sword in his chest! No thats her uncle! He's a nazgul! Watch and you'll find out maybe its an annoying 8 year old asking questions about everything cause i'd wager that'd be alot worse than having to fight a thousand orcs and a dark lord of all that is evil, now shut up before i melt your barbie dolls!"....reply: "i was only asking!" ....egh kids.
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[07 Oct 2005|08:05pm]
Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there.

If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs."

You got the idea...

Then copy and paste this into a new post with your answers filled in.

1. Matt Needs Spaz.
2. Matt needs new liver, please help.
3. SoniqueX - Please donate to the "Matt needs new pants" fund.
4. Matt Needs Money.
5. Matt needs a fine instrument.

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Cinema= fun. [05 Oct 2005|10:28pm]
I just got back from an utterly hilarious town outing with Aaron, Cal, Will, Jack, Seb and Dave. It started when going to see "land of the dead" and because of orange wednesday we got in half price, yes! The film was....alright i guess...but they made the zombies able to learn which in my opinion ruined it a bit as it took away some of the terrifying animal nature of the zombies...yeh. But things happened that made us jump and Jack...really does jump. The main problem i had was that i got a cramp part way through the film..ouch. I think we annoyed people..as the film was starting i made a fake fart which triggered people to do the same along with grunts which then became orgasms...most people just looked at us a couple of guys in the front row started laughing, heh heh. At the end of the film duing credits Aaron and Cal started putting there hands over the projector and making doggies on the screen but then a worker there came in and had a go at them saying "what you did may offend some people" Aaron replying boldly: "what a doggy?!?". We then went to Maccy D's for food on the way me and Jack began bunny hopping over bins, he then dared me to do it without using my hands, so i did and i barely made it, half an inch back and i would have hurt my testicles...yay. Macdonalds was fun i aordered fries and a burger and sat by Jack because he's a veggie thus i wouldn't have to share with him. Dave constantly complained that his Vanilla milshake was Bananna and thus constantly went to the tills requesting a swap in vain as they didn't believe him. After eating we made fun of Crimewatch and then left. I then rand up to a phone box and called my parents to say i needed a lift and the others did zombie impressions banging on the sides of the booth. I couldn't talk properly to my dad because of the laughter and was concerned that he may think i was being attacked by chavs as there zombie impressions were chav-like. I then headed home and am here now...doing my Biology and watching 'lost', which is pretty shit but i'll watch it anyway, goodbye.
2 stared at the sky | and it left them blind

[03 Oct 2005|06:32pm]
Today was Great...apart from maths. Mechanics was easy but pure maths was really hard, yay. Afterwards we had shitty "enrichment" which is our version of citizenship and a fucking waste of time.

I then had a free during which i went to Sainsbury's with Kim and others. Once there Kim bought a double pack of sausage rolls and she gave me one, awwh. And we bought doughnuts. On returning to school I found Aaron, Hattie and Ant playing an acoustic guitar and after eating i joined in. After this came much messing around and teaching each other songs etc etc. Then we got to a wacky phase and began writing songs.

This was mainly sparked by the fact i hadn't bought hattie a present for her birthday and thus i wrote her a song along wth aaron...it went like this.

Me: Hattie, Hattie, Hattie, Hattie, Hattie.
Aaron: Is chinese.

Then i wrote a song consisting only of the words "i like hattie" sung at different tones against different chords. The i saw chris and decided to write a song for him it went. "Chris Mee baking pastry, baking pastry...etc etc" then i saw antony and adapted the song to the following: "Chris mee and Antony baking pastry, baking pastry....chris mee and Antony making babies.". Aaron then wrote another song...."We love chris mee, yeeeeh we love chris mee." and Also showed us a song he wrote called "Dave on the phone" and another about Ella reaching third base with her black friend when she thought everyone else was asleep but polly was actually awake seeing the whole thing *gasp*. Ermmm and some other stuff. What a great lunch, i hope we get a chance to record them or that we have the guitar tommorrow, sigh.
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Quizamatron. [01 Oct 2005|10:12pm]
Comment and the following will happen:

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavour of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal.
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Some quiz i found while browsing myspaces. [29 Sep 2005|10:02pm]
Whats the name of your crush?- from the R n'B, gettit?

Boy or Girl?- Girl

How much do you like them?- Alotful.

How long have you known them?- Abit less than a year.

How long have you liked them?- A whiles.

What qualities do you find attractive?- Eyes, smile, sense of humour, adorability, general awwwwwhness.

What do you have in common with them?- We like the sameish music and both play instruments.

Have you ever hugged/ kissed them?- Hugged yes, kissed nosir.

Do you think they like you?- I thought there was chance but i was told differently by her friend.

Have you done anything that you wouldnt normally do to see them or get there attention?- Yes.

Do you intend to make a move?- It was in my intention until i found out she liked someone else *sigh*.

Have you cried over them?- Not quite, but close.


Your Personality Is

Guardian (SJ)

You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.

You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.

A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.

In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.

At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.

With others, you tend to be polite and formal.

As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.

On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them!
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I'm not in the mood to take quiz's seriously, sir! [29 Sep 2005|11:44am]
[ mood | hyper ]

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
My Boobs, are they high enough?

2. How much cash do you have on you?:
A shite load of coppers.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST":
Willy's, i'm not gay.

4. Favorite planet?:
Matt land.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your MOBILE phone?:
nobody cause i'm a lomely bastard and no one ever calls me.

6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?:
Its raining men.....it really isn't its just some soundy thing.

7. What shirt are you wearing?:
One with pictures of guitar amp heads stacked on top of each other.

8. Do you "label" yourself?:
I do not for this encourages uniformity.

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?:
OMFUCKINGGZZZZZZZZZ who the hell cares, they're socks, black and quite worn.

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright pink!

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?:
Hannah's name begins with a H and ends with a H, OH EM FUCKING GEEEEEE.

12. Ever "spilled the beans"?:
About my sexuality, IM NOT GAY I LIKES THE BOOBIES!!!

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?:
I was asleep having dreams about stuffs, but not gay stuffs.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cellphone say?
It was about my O2 balance i think.

15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?:
No, for that is a grave mistake.

16. What's a saying that you say a lot?:
Ummm i have a few. "Take that", "Gay", "That'll teach you" and some others...

17. Who told you they loved you last:
That would be Helen but that was agggggggggggggggges ago and i hate her now.

18. Last furry thing you touched?:
I could be rude but i won't be, t'was my dog.

19. How many drugs have you done in the past three days?:
None sir.

2o. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?:
None as far as i know of.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?:
Around about this age.

22. Your worst enemy?:
Baha in accordance with my last conversation with jack Icanchangemyidentityasfastasyoucansaymyname man.

23 What is your current desktop picture?:
Some weird thing..

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?:
"Eat the spaghetti, no, jesus.....EAT IT DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH IT" To my sister, shes a fussy eater.

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?
If i was allowed to change every regret then i'd go for it but changing one would be pointless thus, the million pounds*.

26. Do you love/like someone?:
Yes i do, desperately however shes after somebody else.

Now i leave you with these words, anvil on head is character building!

In other news i had a fight with t'mother over disrespect etc. It started with me complaining about her over reacting capability and giving the time she trashed my room as an example and surprise surprise she over reacted. She kept going on about how disrespectful i was etc etc and how i implied she was bad mother. Heres the irony i never once said she was a bad mother i even apologized but yeh, thats my mum. I then complained about all the times shes called me useless and her reply was "give me one example", i gave her three. Then she was all LIPJUSBGPIUVGYOPYUSGPSUHPSUHSP I can't be bothered to argue with you, grow up! She continuously told me if i was so hateful of her then i should leave the house and never come back, which of course i didn't mainly because i can't leave and never said i wanted to, she just can't take criticism without turning it into fucking world war three,

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[25 Sep 2005|02:27pm]
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Nikita Krushchev a soviet leader and...victoria Beckham....sighbury

2. Where was your first kiss?:
On the playground in primary school.

3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?:
I've dented a few of the sixth form lockers, cause i'm cool.

4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?:
Not deliberately i've been taught not to hit girls, a man of morals i be.

5. Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people?:
At a primary school play.

6. Whats the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?:

7. What really turns you on?:
Pretty eyes, nice hair.

8: What do you order at Starbucks?:
Starbucks, no! But reubens, yes! Usually a hot chocolate and a muffin.

9. What is your biggest mistake?:
Not trying hard enough at things i could've been good at. I'm a bit of a coasting idle prick at times.

10. Ever hurt yourself on purpose:
I've never cut myself but i have punched walls, slammed my head on things when upset.

11. Say something totally random about you:
I take the 477 bus home from school and have occasionally been to church purely to see the girl i like.

12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Someone said i did the other day however i forget the one they said however apparently i was compared to prince William.....egh.

13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?:
I also have to say, my parents are aliens. Inspired.

14. Did you have braces?:
Yes i did, to solve gaps and a crossbite but its all better now.

15. Are you comfortable with your height?:
Hmm i sometimes wish i were a tad shorter but i guess im ok with it.

16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?:

17. When do you know it's love?:
I'm not sure personally.

18. Do you speak any other languages?:
German-ish I only got a C but that was because my reading paper was shite however my speaking and writing are good.....deine mutter ist sehr gut in bett.....deine vater ist sehr gut in bett.

19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?:
Hah, no.

20. What magazines do you read?:
Kerrang, Total Guitar and Guitar Buyer.

21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?

22. Has anyone you were really close with passed away?

23. Do you watch MTV?:

24. What's something that really annoys you?:
Over awareness of political correctness.

25. What's something you really like?:
Chicken Super Noodles.

26. Do you like Michael Jackson?:

27. Can you dance?:
I can do nightfever in a fight pit.

28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?:
Once when i didn't go to bed and i was awake literally all night and was fine the next morning.

29. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?:
Hmm possibleh.

30. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?:

31. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?:
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[24 Sep 2005|08:38pm]
You are a

Social Liberal
(60% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(21% permissive)

You are best described as a:


Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
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[23 Sep 2005|08:00pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Hello hello,

last night was spent at the beloved sugarmill after Polly asked me to go to see "sexy Chris". I was the first to arrive and expected polly Dave and Jack to be there...but they weren't thus i started to get worried, i tend to get very paranoid over everything because my over active mind begins to analyze the worst case scenarios however they turned up about 10 minutes later, i also saw Fish's fenton chums "fake sam" and "shaf" i do believe they are called. Seb arrived and also Lucy with thatguyi'veheardabout Spike whos kinda scary he keeps looking like hes miles away and has really deep eyes and i found him a bit scary but nonethless we continued. I enetred the mill before anyone else and for some reason none of them came in again being me i began to worry until when the first band started playing dave walked in also not knowing where the others were so we watched the first band for about 10 minutes, my god.....they were terrible! Firstly, no one told me it was going to be all Heavy Metally and secondly the first band were absolutely terrible, really worsed band ever. Due to the loudness me and dave couldnt talk so we communicated by typing stuff on our phones. Dave wrote "a bit shit like" i nodded, then he continued "kinda takes the mick out of those who try" by that i assumed he meant how could such a crap band play the Sugarmill. We then saw the others off on the other side of the room and thus pushed through the crowd to get to them... thats th advantage of being tall its easy to spot people and also easy to push through cause everyone notices you. Much mess aroundary accord during the bands that were playing such as trying to mimic the fightpit in our own way by ponsily jumping around and dancing stupidly. Jack kept singing: matthew boothroyd, matthew boothroyd!!! MATTHEW BOOTHROYD!!!!!! which concerned me.....greatly. And later the third band came on and ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!!!!! All those who went to tremolo that time when the shit band next door kept playing the same song repeatedly and i copied them by playing my own version of there song and shouting random stuff in a heavy metal/ screamo voice, IT WAS THEM IT WAS THEM IT WAS THEM!!!!! And they played that exact song i made fun off and immediately me and Dave were all *jump up and down and screaming with excitement* teeeeeee. Eventually came "Sexy Chris's" band Story at three and they were pretty good i suppose, i liked em. There was a pretty big fight pit at this point which we took advantage of to dance in a 70's disco style, grooveh! Dave did night fever followed by his desperate business man who wants his life to end dance right in the middle of the pit, that guys got balls. I simply did similar along with breakdancing and the robot dance followed by the air guitaring duck walk until the fight pit came over our way and we all got pushed over, it was at that point i regretted hopping on one leg (which is involved in the duckwalk) as i nearly fell over, i also got punched in the gut which hurt quite a bit, sigh.

After it all finished we went outside and i made paper cube out of a flier, i also said goodbye to some people i'd met that night one of them saying "don't tell me your name, i want it to be a mystery...so that i wont be able to sleep" also on saying goodbye to a girl she shook my hand and i exclaimed "i stink of smoke and piss" (as you do after the sugramill) her reply was "mmmmmm yummy i want to eat you up" my reply being ".......ok bye!". After about 15 minutes i left to get picked up on the main road and so hugged everyone and left. The main road was very scary. there were strippers in devil outifts walking around everywhere, drunken people swearing at me and a weird homeless man with and odd limp and an obvious mental defect who was asking for money, he also had his hand suspiciiously in his pocket and i was worried he had a knife. I rang my dad to ask where he was and he said "i can see you!" and i noticed he was at the end of the road so i went home and to bedddddddddddddd.

This morning i was exhausted i limped to school and bought polly a big jar of pitted olives for her birthday from sainsbury's, easiest present ever. School was highly depressing to start Callum commented i looked like shit which was nice...First lesson was maths....terrible i spent it avoiding falling asleep in my textbook and the same for biology. I gradually began to recover through out the day and a free last lesson which i spent doing Biology homework. Then i caught the bus outside school which rachel was on, god i love her. and also Lauren. I was unusually hyper and they were suspicious to why i had I love the Mee (chris mee) written on my arm and i explained that i liked him but not in a "gay way" in a newcastle upon tyme accent, wayy. and lauren revealed that despit knowing me since last november she couldn't remember my first name, what?!?! itsa so obvious its written on my hotmail address, apparently shes just so used to calling me boothie she forgot it. Then came the bus and my god is it crammed lately at first it looked like i was having to stand but lauren and rach shouted sit here and squeezed over to one side of the seat to make room, awwwwwwh. On reaching home i played guitar and then sat on the bed and watched TV but then fell asleep oddly until i heard door slams downstairs which was my mother returning home......i'm Matt Boothroyd, this is a load of rabble on nothing, goodnight.

and it left them blind

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